I know I’m bad news. I saved it all for you.

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sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via naughty-pup)

trendingly:

21 Amazing Facts About Tigers

Click Here To See Them All!

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pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

pawshapedheart:

This needs to be in the next movie please

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840px:

life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

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thefamilyassbutt:

odetoabird:

cumber-bitches:

cazastrophic:

cumber-bitches:

how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.

Wizardry.

ahh, makes sense. 

fetus deletus

#I think you’ll find it was because Harry cock blocked everyone

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overentertainment:

Shocking (and Sad) Facts About ‘Student Loans’

constellations-lie:

booksaremyadventure:

lesil1000:

musicalmemoria:

baritenor4life:

The student loan crisis in the United States is spiraling out of control and it might even be worse than you thought! Click through to learn all of the shocking facts about this scary matter.

Read on..

Finally, someone said it.

This is so sad & annoying that we can’t do anything about it. (Specially the fact that the government earns so much from it holy fucking shit)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!? I fucking hate living in America. I literally have no hope of succeeding in anything in this country.

This is why I’m scared of going to college…

This is why I’m going to (hopefully) become a plastic surgeon and (hopefully) pay off all my loans in two years.

College sucks. The end.

There was a guy in my class who literally could have attended any university in the US, but he chose to go to a university nearby to save on money.

(via hi)

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

diseonfire:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

(via chainsandshipsexciteme)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via pimpunderthemountain)

jigokuhana:

automaton-extraordinaire:

zookeeperalice:

ladysomnambule:

schism-ism:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

image

You can click and drag to stab things on your dash

Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD

reblogging just so I can stab things

we are all sick

you mean we’re all Slick

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