I know I’m bad news. I saved it all for you.
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
ahh, makes sense.
The student loan crisis in the United States is spiraling out of control and it might even be worse than you thought! Click through to learn all of the shocking facts about this scary matter.
Finally, someone said it.
This is so sad & annoying that we can’t do anything about it. (Specially the fact that the government earns so much from it holy fucking shit)
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?!? I fucking hate living in America. I literally have no hope of succeeding in anything in this country.
This is why I’m scared of going to college…
This is why I’m going to (hopefully) become a plastic surgeon and (hopefully) pay off all my loans in two years.
College sucks. The end.
There was a guy in my class who literally could have attended any university in the US, but he chose to go to a university nearby to save on money.
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.
Well that backfired spectacularly.
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
when a good url is taken by a shitty blog
You can click and drag to stab things on your dash
Yeah! And it’s fun too. XD
reblogging just so I can stab things
we are all sick
you mean we’re all Slick